Saturday, June 28, 2008

Redeem


What a scam. What are casinos exactly? They're basically like video games that if you beat the whole game, maybe you get the price you paid to play. Except way faster. So if I sit down at a blackjack table, the dealer's like "No, you didn't beat it. Okay try again? Nope, not this time either. Oh! You did really well this time! Damn, looks like I did better."

This "adult" entertainment is just like a less fun, more expensive version of the arcade. Who was the first person that learned to manipulate people so well? Probably the ancestor of Donald Trump or something. Cause I tell you what, even a crap casino like the one in Council Bluffs has gotta pull in several hundred thousand at least every night. Just get some money to start a casino and you're set. $5 Blackjack tables are like giving out free samples of heroine. What a funny species we are.

3 comments:

Amy T Schubert said...
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NanAZ said...

That's why I play nickel and quarter slots. If I'm losing, it's not in front of anyone else and I don't lose that much that fast.

Maeg O'Donoghue-Williams Sukarwanto said...

I once had a dream that I was gambling underwater, and a fish was dealing. It was fun because the table floated and all my friends were there, but then we realized that there was no real treasure.

I think maybe gambling is like that.