Saturday, March 15, 2008

For the Sake of the Alcoholics


The Patty's Day has been moved to Saturday.

More than anything else I'm Irish, I think. Something like 2/15ths at least. So this St. Patrick's day the hair's gone red, I'm sportin' the green slippers (which double as ninja turtle attire), and I get to spend the night defending the honor of my homeland in barfights and pugilist matches.

"Hey ginger." They'll say.
I don't respond.
"Hey you *@%!!& potato."
Still no response.
"The Irish guy in Braveheart was a fairy."
*Bam* a stunning right cross to his jaw. "Yeah? Why don't you go eat some spam!" I'll say, if he's a pacific islander. I haven't gotten it quite figured out as to what I'll say if he/she is any other ethinicity. If he's german I'll probably spout the words of some Rammstein and hope there are swear words in there.

7 comments:

NanAZ said...

So how was Saturday? Any real fights? Post I picture of your hair, if you really colored it. I don't think the Irish drink Mike's though.

I've got the corned beef all out and ready to go in the crock pot in the morning. Wish you were here.

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The "Irish" guy (David O'Hara) in Bravehart is actually Scottish. Despite his being born in Glasgow, Scotland, he has played Irish characters several times, notably his well-known role as Stephen in Braveheart (1995).

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